:sneeze: Bah humbug.
Nabbed from ReallyDeadThing (https://www.deviantart.com/reallydeadthing)
-- Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. - The nearest book is in my wardrobe so no, the nearest one would probably be a Douglas Coupland one though.
-- Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? - A curtain
-- What is the last thing you watched on TV? - What Not To Wear
-- Without looking, guess what time it is: - 21:52
-- Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? - 21:49
-- With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? - the TV (What Not To Wear)
-- When did you last step outside? What were you doing? - this aft